some funny Ian & Andrew stories

Subject: some funny Ian & Andrew stories
ok here are some funny kid stories:

When we first got the Christmas decorations out, Ian found this big Santa hat and he kept putting it on and walking around saying 'ho, ho, ho I am Santa Claus-what do you want for Christmas?' I guess Andrew got tired of it cause when Ian was in his face saying it he snatched off the hat and told Ian 'quit impersonating Santa Claus Ian you are going to get in trouble!'

Ian got all excited when he saw the Christmas stockings and helped write the names by them when they were hung. For some reason he doesn't know that they are stockings and keeps calling them beanstalks instead.

We were driving around the other night checking out Christmas lights and the kids were acting up in the back. I reminded them that Santa was watching and Andrew remarked that he hoped he got lots of toys from Santa. Ian said you know Andrew, Christmas isn't about Santa and presents Christmas is about love and Jesus! I got all choked up thinking how sweet is he until he said, 'yeah Jesus makes all the presents for us!!!'

and last but not least.....Andrew and Ian are very into body parts and their names, especially of course, the penis and vagina. Ian can't pronounce vagina so he says pa-china. The other night Andrew and Dane were playing chess at the kitchen table and Ian was sitting on Dane's lap. I was finishing folding some laundry and was walking by them when I hear Ian bust out with 'we wish you a merry pa china we wish you a merry pa china we wish you a merry pa china and a happy new year!' The funny thing was Dane and Andrew never even noticed what he was singing!!